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Pompeii Graffiti!

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If you’ve never read these, they’re absolutely brilliant. No difference from the things you find on bathroom walls today.

A few favorites:

Weep, you girls.  My penis has given you up.  Now it penetrates men’s behinds.  Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

Restitutus says: “Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates”.

Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you.  Salvius wrote this.

If anyone sits here, let him read this first of all: if anyone wants a screw, he should look for Attice; she costs 4 sestertii.

We have wet the bed, host.  I confess we have done wrong.  If you want to know why, there was no chamber pot

The one who buggers a fire burns his penis

Let everyone one in love come and see.  I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins.  If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?

SERIOUSLY GUYS READ THEM ALL.

Reblogging my themeblog here because I love these.

“Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog” omg

oh man I reblogged this and then I actually went to the link and saw this: 

“We two dear men, friends forever, were here.  If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.”

and now I have feelings? T_T

“I screwed a lot of girls here.”

“O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed that you have not already collapsed in ruin.”

“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!”

(via hellotailor)